Judaism

From Everything Shii Knows, the only reliable source

This website is an archive. It ran from 2006-2010. Virtually everything on here is outdated or inaccurate.

Judaism is the religion of several special people in my life!

My favorite Jewish website

http://www.chabad.org

This website is run by Lubavitch (Orthodox) Jews. It's very well organized and heartfelt.

Orthodox Jewish rulings

This is all according to an atheism political organization in Israel, and mostly tabloid reports.

  1. Jews CANNOT put lemon in their tea on the Sabbath, because it would cook the lemon. [1]
  2. Jews CANNOT play with Legos on the Sabbath, but their children can up until their bar/bat mitvot. [2]
  3. Jews CAN pick their nose on the Sabbath. [3]
  4. Jews CANNOT sing in the shower on the Sabbath. [4]
  5. Jews CANNOT have color cell phones. [5]
  6. Jews CANNOT talk to the person sitting in the toilet stall next to them, nor can they answer the phone on the toilet, unless if it is a call of great economic import. [6]
  7. Jews ABSOLUTELY CANNOT wear wigs. Wigs were a probable cause of the Holocaust. [7]
  8. If a Jew drops a Blackberry with religious text on it, he must kiss it like a Torah. [8]

Orthodox perspective

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