Internet Quotations

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Shii's Familiar Internet Quotations

With the goal of creating a compendium like Bartlett's to demonstrate the intellectual value of the Internet.

Contents

Mistranslation

A master is out.
--Anonymous, world2ch, 2003
All your base are belong to us.
--Zero Wing, Toaplan, 1991
as popularized by: Zany Video Game Quotes, 1998 [1][2]
Keikaku doori...
i.e., "according to keikaku"
i.e., "just as planned"
--Death Note, 2006
as popularized by: 2ch, 2006
as popularized by: /a/, 4chan, 2006

Misspelling

Unpossible!
--Ralph, The Simpsons, 1994[3]
im in ur base, killing ur d00ds
--1337h4x, Starcraft, c. 2001
as popularized by: Something Awful Forums, c. 2001
r u serios? u canot b serios.
--unknown, Genmay, c. 2002
hm there seems to be a porblem
--StealthAssasyn, Something Awful Forums, 23 April 2002 [4]
he;lp
--Makoe, Something Awful Forums, 20 June 2002 [5]
ZOMG!
--Rick_Feynman, Raspberry Heaven, 2003 [6]
so i herd u like mudkips
--MudKipClub, DeviantArt, 7 February 2005 [7]
As popularized by: raizy, DeviantArt, 9 August 2005 [8]
As popularized by: /b/, 4chan, 31 October 2005 [9]
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything..
--Anonymous, /b/, 4chan, 2007

Misogyny

My vagina is full of centipedes.
--Old Man Murray, 1999 [10]
y helo thar buttsekz?
--unknown, Genmay, c. 2003 [11]
It is delicious cake. I must eat it.
--Anonymous, /b/, 4chan, 2004

Misanthropy

I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum.
--Roddy Piper, They Live, 1988
as popularized by: Duke Nukem 3D, 1996
HURF DURF
--Jerkcity, 2001 [12]
fffffffffffffffffffff
--unknown, FYAD, Something Awful Forums, c. 2004
The Internet is serious business.
--click46, Genmay, c. 2001
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
--bm, unknown IRC channel, c. 2000
as popularized by: bash.org, c. 2000 [13]
Nigga stole my TV!
--unknown, Off Topic, 2002
QUALITY
--Anonymous, /a/, 4chan, c. 2006

Inanity

how do i shot web
--Unknown, Natural Selection, 2002
as popularized by FYAD, Something Awful, 2002
This isn't a real anime! They aren't allowed to do this. This picture is shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few animes in my life.
--Anonymous, /a/, 4chan c. 2005
Diamond is one of the hardest metals (If not THE hardest metal) known the man. Definitely much harder than anything walls are made of these days.
--CableZL, GameFAQs, 13 June 2005 [14]
as popularized by /b/, 4chan, 2006
What is this I don't even
--Anonymous, 2007

Noise

Lisa needs braces! / Dental plan!
--Homer's brain, The Simpsons, 11 March 1993 [15]
as popularized by: The Irate Turk, Something Awful Forums, 2003 (?)
Meow
--Matt Bruce, alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead, 11 January 1996 [16]
as popularized by: those mocking him, Usenet, 1996 [17]
DINOBOT HAS SPOKEN
MY RIGID GRILL STRUCTURE
--Dinobot, alt.tv.mst3k, 1997
as popularized by: those mocking him, Usenet, 1998
thrust vectoring owns the skies, this thing can turn on a dime macross zero style
--Anonymous, /b/, 4chan, 2003
ITTY BITTY BABY / ITTY BITTY BOAT / I DON'T BELIEVE IT! / HABEEB IT! / TWINKIE HOUSE!
--Anonymous, /b/, 4chan, 2004
VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO
--Anonymous, /p/, 4chan, c. 2005
DESU
--Anonymous, /b/, 4chan, 2005
SHOOP DA WHOOP
--Anonymous, /b/, 4chan, 2006

See also

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