Internet Quotations

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Shii's Familiar Internet Quotations

With the goal of creating a compendium like Bartlett's to demonstrate the intellectual value of the Internet.

1 Shii's Familiar Internet Quotations
2 See also

Mistranslation

A master is out.

--Anonymous, world2ch, 2003

All your base are belong to us.

--Zero Wing, Toaplan, 1991

as popularized by: Zany Video Game Quotes, 1998 [1][2]

Keikaku doori...

i.e., "according to keikaku"

i.e., "just as planned"

--Death Note, 2006

as popularized by: 2ch, 2006

as popularized by: /a/, 4chan, 2006

Misspelling

Unpossible!

--Ralph, The Simpsons, 1994[3]

im in ur base, killing ur d00ds

--1337h4x, Starcraft, c. 2001

as popularized by: Something Awful Forums, c. 2001

r u serios? u canot b serios.

--unknown, Genmay, c. 2002

hm there seems to be a porblem

--StealthAssasyn, Something Awful Forums, 23 April 2002 [4]

he;lp

--Makoe, Something Awful Forums, 20 June 2002 [5]

ZOMG!

--Rick_Feynman, Raspberry Heaven, 2003 [6]

so i herd u like mudkips

--MudKipClub, DeviantArt, 7 February 2005 [7]

As popularized by: raizy, DeviantArt, 9 August 2005 [8]

As popularized by: /b/, 4chan, 31 October 2005 [9]

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything..

--Anonymous, /b/, 4chan, 2007

Misogyny

My vagina is full of centipedes.

--Old Man Murray, 1999 [10]

y helo thar buttsekz?

--unknown, Genmay, c. 2003 [11]

It is delicious cake. I must eat it.

--Anonymous, /b/, 4chan, 2004

Misanthropy

I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

--Roddy Piper, They Live, 1988

as popularized by: Duke Nukem 3D, 1996

HURF DURF

--Jerkcity, 2001 [12]

fffffffffffffffffffff

--unknown, FYAD, Something Awful Forums, c. 2004

The Internet is serious business.

--click46, Genmay, c. 2001

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

--bm, unknown IRC channel, c. 2000

as popularized by: bash.org, c. 2000 [13]

Nigga stole my TV!

--unknown, Off Topic, 2002

QUALITY

--Anonymous, /a/, 4chan, c. 2006

Inanity

how do i shot web

--Unknown, Natural Selection, 2002

as popularized by FYAD, Something Awful, 2002

This isn't a real anime! They aren't allowed to do this. This picture is shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few animes in my life.

--Anonymous, /a/, 4chan c. 2005

Diamond is one of the hardest metals (If not THE hardest metal) known the man. Definitely much harder than anything walls are made of these days.

--CableZL, GameFAQs, 13 June 2005 [14]

as popularized by /b/, 4chan, 2006

What is this I don't even

--Anonymous, 2007

Noise

Lisa needs braces! / Dental plan!

--Homer's brain, The Simpsons, 11 March 1993 [15]

as popularized by: The Irate Turk, Something Awful Forums, 2003 (?)

Meow

--Matt Bruce, alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead, 11 January 1996 [16]

as popularized by: those mocking him, Usenet, 1996 [17]

DINOBOT HAS SPOKEN

MY RIGID GRILL STRUCTURE

--Dinobot, alt.tv.mst3k, 1997

as popularized by: those mocking him, Usenet, 1998

thrust vectoring owns the skies, this thing can turn on a dime macross zero style

--Anonymous, /b/, 4chan, 2003

ITTY BITTY BABY / ITTY BITTY BOAT / I DON'T BELIEVE IT! / HABEEB IT! / TWINKIE HOUSE!

--Anonymous, /b/, 4chan, 2004

VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO

--Anonymous, /p/, 4chan, c. 2005

DESU

--Anonymous, /b/, 4chan, 2005

SHOOP DA WHOOP

--Anonymous, /b/, 4chan, 2006