Hello kind visitor! I'm working hard on this article. I mean, like, every day I think up new things I could add to it, then I scrap them before I even start typing. This is going to be the best article ever when I'm done with it. But right now it's kind of a mess. Sorry.
John Hodgman is an American comedian with a unique, 19th-century miscellany style, even when he's talking about President Bush.