IRC quotes

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This website is an archive. It ran from 2006-2010. Virtually everything on here is outdated or inaccurate.

Now someone requested I list some favorite IRC quotes here and I don't see why not. All these are from the Raspberry Heaven diaspora.

Removed Tain quotes, we love him too much

Expanding Tilde

<garamir> NSString *pathToFile = [@"~/Desktop/aFile.txt" stringByExpandingTildeInPath]; whaaaat

<garamir> that has to be the dumbest function I've ever seen

<MysticDuck> ~~~~~~~~~~~

<MysticDuck> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

<MysticDuck> EXPANDING TILDE

<garamir> IT'S EXPANDING TOO FAST

<MysticDuck> SSSHHIIIIIITTT

<Watts> OH GOD

<garamir> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

<garamir> SHUT IT DOWN NOW

<Watts> IT WONT STOP

<garamir> NO, WE'RE TOO CLOSE TO GIVE UP

<garamir> ~~~~~~~~~

<garamir> IT'S COLLAPSING

<garamir> ~~

<garamir> ~

<MysticDuck> I CAN'T

<garamir> .

<MysticDuck> NNOOOOO

<MysticDuck> THREE YEARS OF RESEARCH

<MysticDuck> GONE

furries

background: an "idlerpg" channel is a game where you level up by idling in the channel and not saying anything

--> Projectile_Secretion ([email protected]) has joined #rh-idlerpg

<Projectile_Secretion> anyone have furry porn?

<Projectile_Secretion> I need it.

--> Weedums ([email protected]) has joined #rh-idlerpg

<Projectile_Secretion> please

<Projectile_Secretion> :(

<Weedums> he wants furry dog porn

<Weedums> for his "sister"

<Projectile_Secretion> who the fuck are you, my sidekick?

<Projectile_Secretion> shut the fuck up and let me do the talking

<Projectile_Secretion> man you people are shitcocks

<Projectile_Secretion> ima report this channel

<-- Projectile_Secretion ([email protected]) has left #rh-idlerpg

<-- Weedums ([email protected]) has left #rh-idlerpg

Relin

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> one of my butterflys just died :(

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> you have butterflies?

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> where do you keep them

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> i keep them in my bathroom in a cage until they come out of their crysilis

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> then i let them outside

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> but my cat got to one

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> :(

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> RIP

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> i gave it a viking funeral

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> well, without the flame

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> relin i am suprised

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> to think that you raise butterflies and set them free :)

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> how cute

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> i do things to balance out beign a horrible person

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